Health Worries

Its official, the Captain has announced that we have got Norovirus on board. I suspected as much when I saw how our cabin steward was dressed this morning (photo above). The ship’s crew are shitting themselves (probably literally) and doing everything they can to stop it spreading. Cabins have been specially cleaned and you can’t serve yourself in the buffet. Stuff that gets handled regularly (salt, pepper, price lists etc.) have been locked away and casual sex with the waitresses is definitely out for the next few days.

Janet didn’t go to line dancing today so that’s a relief. She’s shown mild interest on several occasions and so of course I’m worried it’s in her genes. I’m Ok because, although Janet’s family is from Westhoughton, mine isn’t and so we are not blood related. It’s obviously a concern for our kids, however, particularly if they ever want to have children. Anyway, if she doesn’t go again tomorrow, it’s probably a false alarm and all we will have to worry about is the Norovirus.

Dave C